Käyttäjän freXampl POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 11.6.2015 klo 16.15

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 11.6.2015 klo 16.22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 9.37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 11.6.2015 klo 16.28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 9.24

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 15.28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 10.02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 15.44

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 10.48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 12.53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 15.6.2015 klo 10.14

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 15.6.2015 klo 10.14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 24.4.2016 klo 14.33

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 8.05

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 6.44

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 24.4.2016 klo 12.47

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 9.49

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 9.32

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 14.19

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 7.39

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 14.34

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 15.6.2015 klo 10.14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 6.53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 15.6.2015 klo 10.14

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 14.07

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 9.44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 12.03

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 8.41

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 17.6.2015 klo 9.24

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 12.44

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 15.6.2015 klo 10.14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 9.48

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 11.01

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 12.05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 9.41

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 8.45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 24.4.2016 klo 12.54

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 17.6.2015 klo 9.23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 15.00

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 12.55

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 11.6.2015 klo 16.33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 13.45

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 24.4.2016 klo 12.14

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 9.36

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 12.07

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 13.6.2015 klo 9.57

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 6.04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 11.12

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 11.46

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 12.25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 14.6.2015 klo 13.03

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 4.50

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 6.09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 5.11

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 9.42

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 11.48

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 11.36

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 16.6.2015 klo 8.17

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 24.4.2016 klo 14.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 1.5.2016 klo 12.28

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30