when i grow i would like to be just like you

Hello Mr Handsome

+rep Credit Card was declined for suspicious activity and I was notifies promptly in a private message

YOU'RE A JOKE EGGS DEE

just ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ righty up

-Rep Best player :D overall enjoyable person to play with

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-Rep Attention my fellow internet online steam application users, this user is a disgusting human being who you should block immediately! He scams me constantly, comments insulting messages on my profile that my three kids and beautiful wife always look at for inspiration, and bans me from my favourite porn sites!! Lenard (this users real name) and I used to be best friends back in high school, we used to suck so much ♥♥♥♥ together back in the day, which gave us money to buy a place together, then one day he got cancer and went bald and turned into a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ bag goblin ♥♥♥♥♥. I used all my money to try save him, but he chucked my 0.5 cents into his black African ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That was the last day I saw him, he jumped out the hospital window on the 50th floor and flew away... now he just spreading his African ass cancer to everyone he meets on BO2 ... Whenever I try communicate with him he finds a way to hack onto my 8 year olds daughter computer and shows videos of 80+ Swedish Orgys.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MMEEEE OOOOHHHH YESSSS

I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex, last night, she called me from the motel

I could tell my parents loved me because my favourite bath toy was a toaster.

I walked into my house today I was delighted to see someone had stolen all my lamps

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Toronto Zoo

I will excel at getting it back!

-rep You took my Microsoft account. I will get it back, you have my word!

What can I say about this guy, this unfriendly, untalented and unskilled player in the many games I have played with him. I first met this loser when I first started playing counter strike (global offensive) It was one of my first competitive matches I've ever played and it was quite exciting, although the thing is I'm unranked and I got randomly matched with some ♥♥♥♥. And to be fair I was good back then. Although when they voted to kick me one person said no, I was quite surprised and wondered who said no, then he responded on mic, "Hey guys I'm gay and really horny". After the game I thanked him for deranking and blocked him. About an hour later I got worse at the game. I can tell you that this guy is an ass csgo player and crap to play with. He is dodgy (I've traded a few high priced skins with him and got scammed so I'm pretty sad) and he is one of a guy you can play with if you give him money. Shout out to you mate hate ya man!!
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Do what you want, 'cause a pirate be free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!

looking to buy ur knife

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Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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What can I say about this guy, this unfriendly, untalented and unskilled player in the many games I have played with him. I first met this loser when I first started playing counter strike (global offensive) It was one of my first competitive matches I've ever played and it was quite exciting, although the thing is I'm unranked and I got randomly matched with some ♥♥♥♥. And to be fair I was good back then. Although when they voted to kick me one person said no, I was quite surprised and wondered who said no, then he responded on mic, "Hey guys I'm gay and really horny". After the game I thanked him for deranking and friended him. About an hour later I got worse at the game. I can tell you that this guy is an ass csgo player and crap to play with. He is dodgy (I've traded a few high priced skins with him and got scammed so I'm pretty sad) and he is one of a guy you can play with if you give him money. Shout out to you mate hate ya man!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4f2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

felice the weeb

One day you'll have many friends and will become autistic, but it does not really matter as we will all die and friendship/love are all social constructs created by the foolish perception of mankind. Nevertheless humans are the only ones foolish enough to worry about their inevitable demise, so they try to distract themselves with drugs, friends, money, fame and power. Since you have no friends you are lucky and you are also conditioning yourself for the endless darkness and loneliness that death brings.

you are the human equivalent of a particapation award

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