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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 4 日 上午 11:54

Go Left

Move to the left.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 3 日 上午 8:39

Go Right

Move to the right.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 3 日 上午 8:39

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 7 日 上午 10:15

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 3 日 上午 8:44

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 7 日 上午 11:20

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 7 日 上午 10:28

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 7 日 上午 10:28

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 7 日 上午 10:42

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 7 日 上午 11:21

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 6 日 上午 10:03

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
解鎖於 2023 年 5 月 6 日 上午 10:03



Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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