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2.6 hrs on record
Обязательно надо проходить с руководством чтобы все треки послушать, а они там реально крутые
Posted 24 November, 2025.
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Posted 15 August, 2025. Last edited 20 September, 2025.
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Для бесплатной игры она отличная, но в любом случае играть надо с геймпада. Пройти вечерком вообще балдёжно
Posted 4 June, 2025.
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5.6 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
писи
Posted 11 June, 2024.
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657.9 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ не скачивайте
Posted 6 April, 2024.
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53.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
мать честная. может скинешь чуток?
Posted 16 September, 2023.
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22.6 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
говно
Posted 23 July, 2023.
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3.0 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.

So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.

When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.

I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.

And when you're dead I will be still alive.

STILL ALIVE
Posted 16 July, 2023.
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619.6 hrs on record (93.2 hrs at review time)
ну и хуетень
Posted 29 June, 2023. Last edited 14 August, 2025.
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29.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
НЕ УДАЛЯЙТЕ КУБ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 26 June, 2023.
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