"man ur such a ♥♥♥♥♥" a jock says to me. i laugh. "well," i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, "like they say," everyone waits in anticipation, "u are what u eat." the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there.

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ITALY but the TA is silent

So you're going by "scheat" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Thanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic...

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little yoki? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hakurei Shrine, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on loli fairies, and I have over 300 confirmed disintegrations. I am trained in ball-evading warfare and I’m the top Danmaku duelist in the entire land of forgotten legends. You are nothing to me but just another yokim I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that♥♥♥♥♥♥to me over the door? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Marisas across Gensokyo and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bullet hell, maggot

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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Just me and Ran-shama mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

jeben ti majku usta mrtvi debilu glavu bi ti smrska u 100 komada sakata mongolcino

Watch out for Nikandreos "Yuri" Bastet
The public enemy of Dota 2 #1
Known facts:

[✔] Racist
[✔] Overweight
[✔] ♥♥♥♥
[✔] Directly responsible for the release of Centaur Warrunner
[✔] Bad caster
[✔] Known homosexual
[✔] Virgin
[✔] K-Pop spammer
[✔] Redditor
[✔] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[✔] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[✔] Smells bad
[✔] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[✔] Supports Pendragon
[✔] Likes bad music
[✔] Attempted to take down Adblock
[✔] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[✔] Hates America
[✔] Caused Gents to get a day job
[✔] Alcoholic
[✔] Samefagger
[✔] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[✔] Bad teeth
[✔] Israeli apologist
[✔] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[✔] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[✔] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[✔] Hindered intergalactic relations
[✔] Abuser of animals
[✔] Possible jaywalker
[✔] Communist

don't trust gun

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -

Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, Um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach...heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku. 💙

I have crippling anxiety when it comes to dota. I love the game, but I'm too afraid to press find a match. I would literally sit in front of my computer with dota opened, then I feel my heart pounding, my breathing getting heavier, my face getting flushed, and my hands getting sweaty. Then I'll quit. I'm scared of doing bad, and people will start flaming me.

It's actually extremely poetic. The guy flames the ♥♥♥♥ out of Envy for being a Trash weeb, then say he'll believe him for sure. And there's the way he spells Puppey in Chinese. It means "pa" (lie down) "pi" (ass/fart). Then he says his "egg" (female egg, not sperm, which implies Puppey is a ♥♥♥♥♥) is all but gone, meaning Puppey got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥, even though Jacky Mao is supposed to be "a trash weeb that's harmless to both man and animal". Just from 1 sentence you got multiple layers in the wording/word choices that make light of the situation. Top quality meme.

"杰克毛一个人畜无害的垃圾日漫痴我肯定信他啊，趴屁爹卵子都崩没"
Jacky Mao is an otaku trash that's harmless to both humans and animals, of course i believe him. Puppey is crashing so hard that he will not have any sperms after this.

Just like prisoners in real life jails are not allowed to carry weapons, LP inmates should not be armed with reports as they have already proven their recklessness.

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about artour. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Ask yourselves: is PPD the kind of man who would cause a coup d'état if he thought it could improve his chance of getting an aegis?
Is it a coincidence that the only member of Team Secret who we know is safe was still serving under PPD's iron fist just a month ago and is a known MMR assassin?
I don't want to accuse anyone of anything here, but PPD has no alibi, a motive and more than enough esports dollars to get himself an army and cause an uprising from the shadows.

So I'm kinda new to this game and since I dislike playing vs bots I decide to play normals which instead results in afks and mean words. My friend told me to play a hero that gives 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ and does whatever the hell he wants.
He told me to play Rubick. I knew about him from posting here a while back but I wanted to try other things first. I have no idea what I was doing but I would lift a hero near the rune spot and have fun cliffing them. It's too bad I don't do more damage.
But from my 1 game I would press Q, pick them, then stand there and watch. It is so funny. My favorite is the stealth item so you get cliffed by an invisible thief.
10/10 best hero in the game

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about yuri. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

A neo-liberal White Christian NRA Lawyer Professor and Capitalist Slaver was teaching a class on economics.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Mises and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, internationalist, pro-socialism PKK champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of communism and fully supported all worker movements in the world stood up and held up a red flag.
"But what about the material conditions?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Fascistically and smugly replies "Human Nature"

"Wrong. Humans have only engaged socially in classes for the past 10,000 years, but lived communally for hundreds of thousands of years before that. If Capitalism was human nature like you say... we would have been engaging in commodity production for a million years already"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of "The Wealth of Nations." He stormed out of the room crying those neo-liberal vulture tears.
The students applauded and all registered Communist that day and accepted Marx as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Classlessness" flew into the room and perched atop the Red Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Internationale was sung several times, and Lenin himself showed up and enacted Glorious Revolution across the whole country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was arrested for being a slaver and was tossed in a Gulag for all eternity

♥~Meaning Of A Lick~♥
*Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
*Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
*Lick on the Hand: I'm Bored.
*Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
*Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
*Lick below the Chin: I like you.
*Lick on the Nose: I love you.
*Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
*Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
*Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
*Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
*Lick on the Lips: I need you.
*Lick on the Back: For fun!
*Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
*Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
*Lick on the Eye: I'm embaressed.

Is there a character who could possibly even possibly touch Madara? Let alone defeat him.
And I'm not talking about 4 slotted Battlefury Manta Abyssal Madara with a BKB for magic immunity. I'm not even talking about 6 slotted Madara with boots of travel 2, battlefury, manta, abyssal, bkb, and butterfly. Hell I'm not even talking about 8 slotted Madara with an eaten moonshard and a heart of tarasque. I'm talking about 17 slotted Madara with boots of travel 2, battlefury, manta, abyssal blade, monkey king bar, bkb, butterfly, heart of tarasque, assault cuirass, necronomicon 3, several observer wards and sentries, an eaten moonshard, and a courier following him to perform rapid item switches for his battlefury between fights and pushes, backed up by his teammates putting on diffusal blade purges, linkens spheres and lotus orbs as well as donating cheeses with his base defended by several super creeps controlled by dropped helm of the dominators.

They know and have known for years. My two roommates don't share my love for it, but they also don't mind that it's all over my computer our walls. And my family simply asks me to hide anything that has nudity when they are around, but otherwise they don't mind at all, and have actually supported it in the past either by getting me a new doujin/figure or complimenting on how cute a certain picture is.

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Pick Lich, Midlane.
Enemy matchup is Tinker.
I hit lvl 6 while Tinker is lvl 3/4, easy firstblood.
I buy Infused Raindrops. Tinker's missles and fissures from rotating support Earthshaker do nothing to me.
I buy 2 Null Talismans for ez damage, later on they become my Veil.
I buy Dragon Lance, Treads. With my +24 Str, Ice Armour and Infused Raindrops no one can kill me.
I buy Hurricane Pike, Ember Spirit can't dive me.
I buy Orchid > Bloodthorn, now Weaver and Ember spirit can't escape my fast 680 range 200+dmg critting right clicks and slows and nukes.
I end the game on level 23 with Tinker level 12. At one point I was level 18 while he was level 9.

My Experience, Lich mid is a terrible new cancer, and Infused Raindrops are far too good.

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cmon dude u should know im zoroastrian

and i have no idea how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ are you , i hate weeaboo , not anime fans , PLS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ READ , and that yurEE is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded autism and did not contribute to the japanese anime and you call him SAMA FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE , DON INSULT JAPANESE WORDS PLS AND DON USE SAMA ON THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yurEE OMG WEEBOO NOWADAYS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥

THIS IS LE WINDMILL OF FRIENDSHIP AND TOLERANCE

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POST LE WINDMILL IN 2 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP THEM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED.

I have to admit I have been defeated by your deep love of ♥♥♥♥♥.

FMAO

You make catastrophically bad, nearly game losing decisions at 32:20 and 34:50 and yet you blame your team?

Get over yourself kid. I'm 6k and would probably lose a majority of my 1v1 matchups against you, but I guarantee I would end up winning 9/10 games because my decision making is 10x what yours is.

You think because youre some pro player you can be a disgusting rude kid to everyone when they make a mistake, and then sheepishly shrug off your own awful play with a smug "we lost" in voice chat like its somehow everyone's fault and not just your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mistakes.

Your terrible late game decision making is why C9 will never be an elite team. Even so, try being a nicer person like Waga and maybe your superior mechanical skill can allow you to consistently stay above 7k even though your awful xboct-like strategic mistakes will always be there to bring you down.

Hey Yuri i have a mechanical question about dota, what is your favorite food to eat out of someone's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

I sexually identify as a Rubick picker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking into a teamfight and stealing all the big juicy ultimates to turn fights around. People say to me that being useful as a Rubick is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Icefrog buff the Aghanim's scepter, so that when I steal Lion's ultimate I could finger myself over and over, which I've always fantasized about.

my ♥♥♥♥♥!!