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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:18pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 3:55pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 8:16pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:17pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 10:58am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 8:31pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 3:56pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:45pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 10:44pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:20pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 4:16pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:47pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:23pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 7:43pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 7:17pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:51pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:55pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 9:11pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 8:53pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:00pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 11:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 10:24pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:32pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 9:14pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 7:56pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:00pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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