Recent reviews by Fnoffis

10/10 Realism.
I could not make her ♥♥♥.

retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game

epic kid game

I was doing the laser thing, you know?
The one that goes up, down and so on.
Its not me guys please no stop.

Alright, its about time I make a review for this game.
Long story short. This game is complete and utter trash.

The missions has no variation.
Its always the same thing. Go here, shoot that, collect this.

The AI is so badly executed its literally laughable at this point.

Do I even wanna mention the awful fu**ing environment design like holy ****.
There's doors that clips through walls and god knows what when you open them.

Shall we mention that you don't get the full story when you buy the base game?
You need to buy 2 independent DLCs to unveil the full story which is just retarded.

There's no part in the game where you see the NPC's move or fight with you because Avalanche were too lazy to implement the AI for humans.

The voice acting (Swedish) is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Sometimes it feels like the actors are speaking to me as if I was a child.

The physics is so bad that if you accidently nudge a dead robot there's a 50% chance it will fly to space.

There's texture misplacements, there's UI bugs, there's crashes. I can go on and on.

Just do yourself a favour and don't buy this game.
I am embarrassed of being a Swede at this point.
Fy på er Avalanche, ni kan bättre.

What I Like About It
Alright, this must've been the most hard learning game i've ever played.
Most of it depended on the poor in-game instructions.
But also the lack of game based Wiki.

'Is this a good thing?' you ask.
I would say, yes.
It makes you think more outside the box.
It frees your imagination.
It makes you question yourself- How to tame, How to build, How to make love.
I have questioned myself the last one alot of times...

And that increases your ambition alot.
It makes you keep going basically.

Not only do i like the self learning process.

The Graphics, and the lightning.
Its.. astonishing good..
I've never seen such a beautiful environment before.

What I DON'T Like About It
Where should i start?
Technically, this game is good.
It has alot of good mechanics.

But i am worried..

After seeing all these comments about Code}{atch history..
I can't disagree that i am a little bit sceptical.

For you that don't know, Code}{atch has a tendency of leaving their projects before they even are finished.
This is called abandonware.

People, inclusive me.
Are afraid the same thing will happen to this game.
Some are mostly certain that it will happen.

But, maybe, just maybe. Code}{atch has changed its mind.
Maybe they wan't to compete in the game industry for once.

But without people supporting the development..
There is no reason to keep going.

I will do whatever necessary to keep this game alive.
And i will do whatever necessary to prevent the developers from dipping.
Cause if they do, they have alot of explaining to do.
I will find you..
And i will...
Sue you...

That was all for this review.
Oh! Yeah! I almost forgot!

If you are thinking about buying and testing this game out.
DON'T PLAY ON THE OFFICIALS SERVERS!
Play on my server! :)
Experience the game properly in your own pace, without anyone disturbing or griefing.
Just hit me up on Steam, or my Discord: Fnoffis#0874 and i'll gladly give you the details! :D