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Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:18am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 2:12pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 7:41pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 8:30am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:13am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 1:33pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 2:07pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 2:18pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 1:14pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 2:15pm