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-Rep After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like an ok player and I wanted to get some wins. We got to chatting in the discord and over the next couple months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great 30 bombs in CS, and most importantly... pure friendship.
Eventually I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I could feel his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg.. So quickly i punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

Where you been man??

So you're going by "shawty" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

this mans ♥♥♥♥♥♥ organ makes up 20% of his body mass.