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46 of 72 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 10:57am

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:49pm

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 3:46pm

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 2:54pm

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 3:54pm

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 2:51pm

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:53pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 1:27pm

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 5:36pm

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 3:45pm

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:55pm

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 6:02pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 2:03pm

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 5:05pm

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 5:40pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 2:17pm

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 1:39pm

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 1:46pm

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 11:39am

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 2:39pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:28pm

Rockin'

Learned a password.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:29pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:33pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 3:07pm

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:08pm

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:39pm

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 7:02pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 3:28pm

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 12:10pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 3:03pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 2:55pm

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 2:28pm

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 6:26pm

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 3:22pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 12:16pm

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 3:28pm

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 3:28pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 3:26pm

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 5:26pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2016 @ 3:39pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 12:42pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2016 @ 2:37pm



Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.