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Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus
Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Corpheus, Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!
something cookin'
in the kitchen when I get home.
Something gourmet,
or a steakhouse filet,
or a cut still on the bone.
Not the usual junk she makes,
Like lasagna or rice and beans.
I've told her so many times to raise the bar
on what we eat.
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I warned you,
I don't want Spaghetti again.
I warned you,
I don't want Spaghetti again.
You overcooked
the noodles, I bet.
The sauce is probably
just from a jar.
No garlic bread
for me to dip.
But wait!
There's more!
The spaghetti was
just the first course.
I know you're hungry
as a horse.
I got the entree
to turn you on.
I'm cooking
veal parmesan!
So what are you guy's having for dinner?
Co-Worker 2: Oh my wife is cooking me up a steak.
Co-Worker 1: Nice!
Yeah, my wife is doing the same thing, a T-Bone.
Co-Worker 2: I'm thinking mine's gotta be a ribeye.
Probably a 32-ouncer for me.
Co-Worker 1: Sides?
Co-Worker 2: Of course!
Co-Worker 1: Nice.
Yeah we've got creamed spinach and twice baked
potatoes.
Co-Worker 2: My wife will probably start things off with a
shrimp cocktail and a wedge
salad.
Co-Worker 1: Wow
Co-Worker 2: What about you?
What is your wife making for you?
SPAGHETMAN: Uhhh, I'm not sure.
Probably Steak
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