I lost my legs in the gulf war

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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🥒 * 👳 * 🎽 * 🌸 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🐠 * 💛 * 🐛 * 📘 * 🥞 * 👔 * 👽 * 🏀
ㅤ* There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
ㅤ* It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
ㅤ* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
🌏 * 🚗 * 📒 * 💚 * 👳 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 🥗 * 🥞 * 💗 * 🎍 * 🐟 * 💙 * 📗 * 📕 * 👃

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

no u

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・