sorry for the afk had to shut the stupid af dog up because it was hella annoying

could you at least pretend to like me

+rep He has the fattest hog

RIP Jordork it was nice knowing you

apology for poor english

when were you when john lenin dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘john is kill’

‘no’

He is my dad <3 ILY dad

Communism will never work

Jordan , u r a very nice guy and good friends, we didn’t know each other yet, but we met in the game and we both are loving Kpop there, u deserve to get a better life :)

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WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Garrys Mod) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (3.7 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out cockGIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP

🎄Merry Christmas🎄 ~

This is Juju

thinks im cheating lulz

Probably the best player in my friendlist! xD

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ <( Happy Thanksgiving )

My lord
add me

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

P + J all the way

+rep lol he's cool thx bye

+rep is the one true papi

step 1. give piglet
step 2. buy piglet
step 3. learn piglet
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step 201255123561291. give piglet skin

Not as gay as he says he is.

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bud, gonna drown all 15 of your fish

Merry titties!

titties

thanks for coming to my thanksgiving party, you played the gay person role just right

Yo dude wanna come to my thanksgiving party its gonna be pretty cool we are getting a bouncy house

+rep scammed me out of my Quaker Chewy Dipps Chocolate Chip Granola Bar™

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

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Just smooth beat a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass. My stepdad for cheatin on my mom beat his ♥♥♥♥ into the ground. ♥♥♥♥♥ was hangin off my leg like a kid out dere ♥♥♥♥♥ was gotdam i guess like ahh no more jst gotta hold on. Ran up on his asswit a smooth ass low hook unh got dam unh got damn boop boop den ended wit a Hn- hah have one of those hn hahs!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ bleedin ♥♥♥♥♥ tooth chipped too. Smooth got the ring and that ♥♥♥♥♥ wallet. too finna pawn dat ♥♥♥♥ smooth off. Bout to be have the mid smoke rised da ♥♥♥♥ up out my room. Im finna cash out forreal gotdam be out here havin drug parties with/to/for/and by the folk.

♥♥♥♥♥ u talkin bout me behind my back??? Ok cuz ima make u EAT those words. Bone Apple tea ♥♥♥♥♥

I want dat ASS
A- aligned chakras
S- self assurance
S- sensual relief

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omg jordan accept friend request xoxo :*

think you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tuff? fight me then ♥♥♥♥♥ we'll see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tuff

Cultural practices and beliefs
Some cultures believe that semen has special properties of masculinity. The idea of semen being associated with masculinity was prevalent in ancient Greece when Aristotle considered semen to be very important.

He said that a connection existed between blood and semen. He believed that semen was produced from blood using body heat. He also believed that too early initiation of sexual activity may mean loss of semen and a loss of valuable and much-needed nourishment.

In Papua New Guinea some communities believe that semen provides sexual maturation to the younger men of the tribe. The tribes believe that the semen of older men can bestow manliness and wisdom to the younger men and for this reason, the younger men fellate their elders in order to receive their authority and powers.

In ancient eastern cultures, gemstones are believed to be drops of divine semen. Chinese believe jade is the dried semen of the celestial dragon.

Hawt. Puts on a good play if you ever get in mm with him and girl. *claps* <3

+rep gives good road head

Burn all gays

just wanted to say bro even though you were attacked in that casual game for being gay, don't change who you are because of the haters

aye boo

hey can i join the Dweebweebs clan? I'm a friendly person and obviously u dont know me but yeah just wanted to join the clan since its a friendly clan
btw my rank is DMG. ty

:3

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

You have recieved an honorary ass clap from Taco

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You need to give me a chance to explain something.