I known dis guy for 20 years, we started a comedy club together

Baby let's do anal.

Hey bae r u bz l8r tn8? if not u kno wer 2 find me ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ.

Did you know the owner of this account has an ASBO and has done community service? He has picked up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ every day for the past 5 months. Think about that before you add this person.

Joe, don't be a penis. Git playing.

FIX YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥