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Recent reviews by Flöffddraig

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17.7 hrs on record
It's time Valve does something about the bots. The game has been overrun with people willing to doxx, DDOS, and SWAT anyone who takes action against the problem. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1goBP5DVr0we85Ohnc7IHukOtTS-uISEa/view
Posted 4 June.
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1 person found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Its a game. I like games.
Posted 27 January.
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10 people found this review helpful
245.5 hrs on record (234.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Waited 4 years for Boats, now its finally out, played for 2 days with quite alot of bugs/design flaws, they post a hotfix and now the game is actually unplayable. Cant load into the main menu. Cant direct connect to my own hosted server. Oh and yeah, even privately hosted servers or singleplayer games are still direct connected to SLG, so good luck playing if you have bad internet.

Ive said this to literally everyone who asks about this game, a game that since its "release" 5 years ago that has had continents and islands and you need to travel the world to get different resources AND ONLY BLOODY NOW DO THEY ADD BOATS!!!!
Updates 6-7-8-9 were completely unneeded compared to adding boats to the game... just a simple rowboat 5 years ago would of made this game vastly better, but it seems SLG dont actually play their game as they have 30+ devs, make millions off licensing the game out to educational facilities and yet dont have the basic grasp of programming.

Oh yeah btw SLG, you should either hire people like me who actually know some basic code or use chatgpt because how dumb are your devs? Level 6 reward in logging... is still "WIP - In development" after like 3 years... It toke me about a minute to write the code necessary for having a chance to instantly break a tree on a hit.. so what the hell are the devs over there doing?
Posted 19 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Walked into a location with a friend, I found a whoopie cushion next to the main door, I toke it outside, when I came back my friend was being taken away by the white eyed monster. 10/10 would laugh again.
Posted 18 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Saw a video on youtube about the game, saw it was a endless grind, played, enjoyed, rated 10/10, would grind again.
Posted 20 October, 2023.
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269.5 hrs on record (151.1 hrs at review time)
Good game. 10/10, would steal from vendors again.

update for steam badge thing: 10/10 have stolen from vendors again.
Posted 5 October, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
If I had bought on Steam directly I would refund probably. This always online crap is awful, have Starbreeze learned anything from previous games like this? Simcity ring a bell?

If we dont get offline mode in the next week or so, this game is dead. Payday 2 will live forever atleast.
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
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95.7 hrs on record
XLgames and Kakao are extreme money grubbing companies.
Dont play unless you like to be abused.
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
743.9 hrs on record
Back in 2021-2022 I would of given this game a positive review, problem is.. in the last 2 years theres been no actual content for the game.. The CEO of Keen is constanting bragging about how great of software theyve got and how they plan to do more in the future, but please tell me the difference between him and a snake oil sales man?
Game is pretty boring af tbh.. if it wasnt for the modding community this game would be dead, noone plays this game without 20+ mods active.
Game has turned into a begger's tool for keen, every 6 months they seem to announce a new DLC pack thats way overpriced for the tiny cosmetics it gives you (that the community has often created first and Keen just copies it) and in return for paying you get no actual content for the game...
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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143.1 hrs on record (34.9 hrs at review time)
Created a Custom nation in Argentina. The British turn up and claim the falklands and then France my ally drags me into a war with England.

10/10 would feel conflicted about fighting as being British fighting against the British again.
Posted 21 April, 2023.
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