There once was a fish,
and, boy, did he timber.
That lone creature made
all his foes shiver.

He'd wander the land
by day and by night,
instilling in all
a sense of great fright.

But, alas, a day came
where the fish became crippled
By a silver-clad knight
who had three large, red nipples.

The fish, defeated, returned to his lair
and began to sob with the utmost despair.

Suddenly, the fish, with all of his timber,
came up with a device that would certainly shimmer.

He worked all by night, and he worked all by day,
until, at last, his contraption was ready to play.

"Finally, I've done it!" the fish proudly screamed
as he held up a computer, with a 40 inch screen!

"That nippled knight will now meet his fate...
as soon as I hack his wifi-connected, silver breastplate!"

But before he could hack his enemy's armor agleam,
He discovered an application by the strange name of "Steam."

The fish, curious, watched the download bar onward plod...

And has since spent 800 hours in G-Mod.