There are two things you must know about me:

1. I am a most noble member of the Order of Coffea arabica . As such, I will treat you with gentlemanly respect if you show me the same.

2. As my name suggests, I favor the caffeinated beverage known to all as coffee above all.

And, just to spite you all, here's a third thing:

I am a casual gamer, so I'm not too worried about things, though I am known to get salty at times.

That is all you need to know about The Noble Coffee Bean