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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2016 @ 4:05am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 2:02pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 7:06pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 12:39am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 12:30am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:50am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 6:12pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 8:36pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2015 @ 12:46am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 5:13pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 5:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:59am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 4:52pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 8:39pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 9:11pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 9:25pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:08pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 3:11pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 5:07pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 4:35pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 1:45am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 5:10pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 5:01pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2015 @ 2:50am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 2:12pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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