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Well hellllooo there👉👈 you don't know me but I heard you drop some "gamer words" in chat the other night and it made me giggle so hard for you haha ha haha. I'd really like to get together sometime and say gamer words together ♥️

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i saw this guy in my lobby with his friends and they all had flashlights so i equipped The Cannibal's signature perk Franklin's Demise and The Hillbilly's signature perk Lightborn. Boy did i get maximum value. they all ran right at me to try and WASD flick me into another dimension to get clips for their next juke montage, but luckily i play with 20k dpi 100% sens so i destroyed their hopes and dreams with ease, one clobber at a time. easiest 4k of my career. of course they all whined at me in the post game chat too. gg ez. just another day in the life of the swf destroyer.

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I find the attitude you have pathetic, being a "good Dota player" you need to abuse party stacks to face rookie dota 2 players, hesitate with your farming patterns and a clicks, abusing mmr and skill based matchmaking, you incite hatred, humiliation and bullying, does that? have fun? because it is what you promote.

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hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

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please let me play wanba warriors with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimate now please let me play wanba warriors with u man you swing the stick i know now please guys U need a partner let me play man I know some bless swing moves now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play wanba warriors with the boys man im nice please Im done playing beekeeper please man who told you i wasnt good at wanba warriors i ♥♥♥♥ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run wanba man i need some dubs please man let me play wanba fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play wanba with the boys please let me play wanba man please just let me play wanba

please let me play dota 2 with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimates now please let me play Dota with u man The abilities are q w e r i know now please guys U need one more let me play man I know some bless ward spots now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play dota with the boys man im nice please Im done kill stealing people please man who told you i wasnt good at dota i ♥♥♥♥ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run dota man i need some dubs please man let me play dota fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play dota with the boys please let me play dota man please just let me play dota

please let me play dota 2 with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimates now please let me play Dota with u man The abilities are q w e r i know now please guys U need one more let me play man I know some bless ward spots now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play dota with the boys man im nice please Im done kill stealing people please man who told you i wasnt good at dota i ♥♥♥♥ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run dota man i need some dubs please man let me play dota fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play dota with the boys please let me play dota man please just let me play dota

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I used to feel so ♥♥♥♥ing smart mentioning plasma at school. Every single year the teachers mentioned the three states of matter, and every time they did I raised my prepubescent acne-plastered eyebrows and condescendingly said smug as ♥♥♥♥: “Hmmhm yes, but what about... plasma?” And I would cross my arms and sit there, as if I had just solved the most complex mathematical problem known to mankind.

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Edward "Skipper" Reese (josh) Jul 14, 2012 @ 11:56am
Im commenting for the steam badge. :| feel free to do the same.

Edward "Skipper" Reese (josh) Jul 14, 2012 @ 11:56am
Im commenting for the steam badge. :| feel free to do the same.

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

H-hey Calum, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥ing gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

Greetings! I found you on FurryFriends and i'm looking to add you for a roleplaying and chat partner. If that interests you hit me up, if it doesn't let me know. Thank you for your time.

bacon has a crush \/

Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!


Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)


Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)


If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

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In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols.

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"It was a series filled with more amazing characters and inspiring visuals than any other. You fought and died and experienced loss and love and hope, victory and crushing defeat on an impossible scale. No series has ever had me so invested and enthralled. It was more real than I was prepared for and I will never forget it for that. To me no other game has risen so high and to me stands as the defining achievement of this generation. " - Some dude online

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Girl:13
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Girl: He doesn't know I love undertale, the greatest rpg of the modern generation available on pc and on steam for 15 money. ..
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You just wait a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECOND. What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just call me? I'll have you know I'm a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. "GAY" CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR "GAY" IS YAOI. Just because I'm eleven doesn't mean that I can't be a perv. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I'M NOT STUPID. I'm NOT like the other kids, I'm sick of it. I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of all of it. I'll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don't. You don't even use the right word for yaoi. It's not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It's nothing like yaoi and it's unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It's disgusting. ♥♥♥♥ all of you. I'm eleven and I'm not "stupid" because I actually know the origin of yaoi and you don't.

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4'10-5'1: BADDIE 😳👅👅💦💦💦
5'2-5'4: Damn mami 😏👌👏🏼👏🏼👏
🏼 5'5-5'7: 💜C❤️U 💛T💙E💚
5'8+: Try to kiss me & U gon catch these hands you big ass ♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😂😂👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much

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I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

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