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is apparently very sad : ' [

+rep

Uninstall meta crutcher

nice mythocrutch nerd

lmao

Imagine wall hacking and still not being able to win, annndd even losing it for your team by jumping off the edge. =]

gotta love how laggy this s#itter is, bot walks around free and takes no damage.

dum idot cheating sniper 10000% headshot you stupid idot

why do you play destiny go touch grass

:)

god i love trampolining

god i love trampolining

god i love trampolining

I can tell this comment section is cursed

Ben woke up next to Dennis. It had been a wild night and he groaned as he sat up to assess his surroundings. Somehow after an evening of drinking he and Dennis had made their way to the PragerU secret gay sex room. Ben squinted as he tried to remember the exact details of that wild night. flashback noises

“Come on Ben we should head to the secret gay sex room” said Dennis. Ben frowned, “I want to have gay sex Denny” He stated “but you know I don’t enjoy cbt” Dennis whined: “but you know I want to have a gay cbt party Benny boy”. Ben gave in “if you let me pound you hot, sweet ass tomorrow, I’ll do the gay cbt party tonight”. “Deal”. Dennis and Ben preformed the PragerU ♥♥♥♥-shake and went into the gay sex room.

The first machine Ben was strapped into was the Wendy’s frosty machine. Dennis moaned in pleasure as he pushed that start button, bens balls began to gently spin in the cold unforgiving frosty mixture. His genitalia shriveling with every spin. At first, Ben was in excruciating pain, but as his balls began to get frostbite, he noticed more and more pleasure and less and less pain. “Oh god yes” moaned Ben after 5 minutes in the frosty machine. Dennis saw his best friend's pleasure and started jerking off. Then Ben couldn’t hold it in any longer. He came harder than he ever had, his shriveled balls pushing out every droplet of conservative sperm.

It was then that Ben realized the brilliance of the frosty machine. As the ♥♥♥ flowed out of his ♥♥♥♥ it froze solid, the ice crystals in the ♥♥♥ spreading down his ♥♥♥♥ faster than he could pump it out. The icy ♥♥♥ ball kept getting bigger inside his frozen urethra as Ben howled in pleasure, that pleasure only making him ♥♥♥ more. Eventually his balls receded into his crotch, and there was no more ♥♥♥ to freeze. Dennis pulled Ben out of the frosty machine. Bens mind was broken from the pleasure, his ♥♥♥♥ stretched to 16 inches in diameter from the frozen ♥♥♥ stuck inside him.

Ben realized that was only one machine of many, and he would have to think long and hard to recall them all. But first, he had to change his newly sticky briefs.

Did you know that you can smoke red ants to get high similarly to marijuana or sniffing glue?

I have removed your toes

+rep i hope you contract aids

lolololol