Piståchio
fin
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
A woman adopted a foul-mouthed bird because he was so beautiful and she thought he could be retrained. The shelter told her the bird lived in a whorehouse for the last decade.
When her husband's car pulled in the drive, she dreaded what the bird would say to him. The bird looked at the husband and said, "Hi Phil, welcome back."
A woman adopted a foul-mouthed bird because he was so beautiful and she thought he could be retrained. The shelter told her the bird lived in a whorehouse for the last decade.
When her husband's car pulled in the drive, she dreaded what the bird would say to him. The bird looked at the husband and said, "Hi Phil, welcome back."
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Comentarios
COW 2 DIC 2016 a las 2:03 p. m. 
:GoldenT::GoldenR::GoldenU::GoldenM::GoldenP:
:GoldenM::GoldenA::GoldenG::GoldenA:
Piståchio 15 JUL 2016 a las 12:07 a. m. 
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noms 7 ABR 2016 a las 9:52 p. m. 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!
sadbust 24 SEP 2015 a las 5:06 p. m. 
+rep good trades
noms 19 SEP 2015 a las 3:26 p. m. 
-rep stole my girlfriend and my knife
MaitiuHD 5 SEP 2015 a las 12:11 p. m. 
+rep