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└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁Steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁Common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
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Mulder: (laughs at what she said...she smiles...he puts his
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leaves...he puts heart in his desk drawer....)
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"The X-Files: Deep Throat"
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Bubble Bass made his order, "I'll take one five-dollar footlong."
"Ya' know what would be better than a five-dollar footlong? A five foot footlong," Squidward murmured to SpongeBob.
"One five foot footlong, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up!" SpongeBob said.
"Five foot footlong? That doesn't even make sens-"
Bubble Bass tried to point out the flaws in SpongeBob's logic, but it was too late. His five-foot long penis was already going right inside Bubble Bass's mouth. Bubble Bass tried to escape, but the penis was too long, and deep down, Bubble Bass liked it.
SpongeBob's penis in Bubble Bass's throat. Not long after the five-foot footlong made its debut, it had gone and choked Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass was dead.
"Well, there's no point in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dead corpse," SpongeBob said. "At least I still have you, pal!" He said to Patrick.
Patrick bent down, and SpongeBob started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him rapidly, but they soon got bored.
"I made a new game! It's called ♥♥♥♥ the bottle! Watch this!" Patrick said, as he stuck his penis inside the hole of the bottle.
As fascinating as it looked, however, Patrick's penis was a bit too big, and as he tried to get it out of the bottle, worse went to worse. Next thing he knew, his ♥♥♥♥ had been torn off as well.
Patrick was rushed to the hospital, and was given a vagina. But flaws in the surgery lead to Patrick's inevitable death. SpongeBob was very worried, so he went to Mr. Krabs for moral support.
"Squidward, I didn't know you had a seventh tentacle!" SpongeBob joyfully cheered.
"That's not a tentacle! It's my penis!"
"Well why didn't you say so! I have 47 holes on my body!" SpongeBob replied. "We could become ♥♥♥♥ buddies!"
At that moment, Patrick's rock opened. He did a spit take as he saw SpongeBob taking off his pants and Squidward putting on a condom.
"Patrick, do you want to join our orgy?" SpongeBob said to Patrick.
"Why of course I'm in for a threesome!" Patrick responded.
Squidward invited them inside, where they all rapidly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other. Squidward wondered though, how many of SpongeBob's holes could he stick his penis in at once? Squidward began attempting to ♥♥♥♥ all of SpongeBob's 47 holes at once. He started by putting his extra "tentacle" in SpongeBob's mouth, and looped it around several of SpongeBob's other holes.
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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