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622.3 hrs on record (334.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive" is a game developed by Valve. It is extremely difficult considering you have to wrangle teammates, manage your economy, predict your enemies' economy, buy the correct ♥♥♥♥, then aim for the head and spray correctly. Then there is a bunch of extra ♥♥♥♥ like grenades, objectives, utility and whatever the ♥♥♥♥ not.
It's not a game for everyone. You have to be really good with your mouse. There is a story, that someone was so good with his mouse, he became the mouse. The mouse permanently fused into his hand. Now he has to use his other hand for certain things.
The game has multiple maps, including Dust 2 (which is the only map) and Mirage... but Mirage just really isn't working these days.
The game will bring you so many fun experiences like playing a game with Aldon Hilter as he only buys a Negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else as we lose 14-16 against four bots. This game is fun. In the words of a certain person: "This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay."
You can play as the Terrorists and blow ♥♥♥♥ up while praising the one god or you can play as the Counter-Terrorists who counter the Terrorists' terrorizing terrorism.
Some of the guns are the Deagle, the AK-47, the P90, the AWP, and most important and the deadliest of all: the Decoy grenade. Not many people know that every Decoy grenade is sent from the deepest circle of Hell where the souls of the damned are burned and seared alive for all eternity.
On your journey to become better in this game you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual Russians, toxicity, mute people, people that will make you realize that CSGO causes metaphysical retardation or at least will make you consider that being true. But the worst of all: People who type "nice try" after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fail your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clutch attempt.
There are a lot of mods for the game like Bunny Hopping servers, 1v1 servers, Surfing servers, Jailbreak, and a lot of other stuff.
I almost forgot the mention the skins. Every single gun can be cosmetically customized if you have the money. Every skin is different and has a different price, ranging from your generic pistol skin to a $1600 knife skin.
It's a great game. It's also perfectly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ free. So go get it.
Posted 12 June, 2022. Last edited 22 October, 2022.
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9.2 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
"Night in the Woods" ist wahnsinnig atmosphärisch, wunderschön gestaltet und geht wirklich ans Herz. Mit einem lebensnahen und teilweise urkomischen, teilweise traurigem Tonfall beschäftigt man sich vielfältig mit den Sorgen und Problemen junger Erwachsener, sowie mit psychischen Krankheiten und und Freundschaft. Die Handlung ist absurd komplex, macht aber beim Spielen Spaß.

Insgesamt empfehle ich dieses regelrechte Kunstwerk vom ganzen Herzen und wünsche allen Menschen mit Erkrankungen viel Glück dabei, hier ein bisschen Hoffnung zu sammeln!

ps gregg rulz ok
Posted 12 February, 2021.
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