If you're looking at this, it's probably because I pulled off some unbelievable shots on you, or I raped your entire team and you want to know who I am, see if I have the traits of a hacker to make yourself feel better about getting memed.


Razer Fanboy
Keyboard - Razer Blackwidow Chroma
Mouse - Razer Deathadder Elite
Headset - Razer Kraken 7.1 Surround Pro
Mouse Mat - Razer Firelfly Cloth Edition

- FAVOURITE SONG -

[Intro]
Danny Martin, Afghan Dan
These cheeky bastards
Look, alright, alright

[Chorus] (x2)
Ring ring, who's that
Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
How do you know me, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that
Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring

[Verse 1]
Hello, hold on a minute mate, call me back
Leave your message right after the tone
I'm a little bit busy, I'm a bell you back
If only I had a five-pound note for all the times that I've said that
For all the times that I've said "Yeah, I'll phone you, mate, I just told you that"
I've been rich, I've been minted
All black Audi, windows tinted
Brand new wardrobe, all bare vintage
Build up a house just how I pictured

[Pre-Chorus]
Trust me
It be going off non-stop
♥♥♥♥ just getting on top
I've tried switching numbers but these phone calls just don't stop
Yeah my phone goes

[Chorus]
Ring ring, who's that
Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
How do you know me, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that
Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring

[Verse 2]
Silence, I kill you
Swear down, it's driving me crazy
What's wrong with sending a text, you absolute pest
Stop being so lazy
Just save your minutes, or better yet save your texts
Just walk out to the back garden, face the wall and bang your heads
Oh yes, that'd be lovely
Swear down, yeah, that'd be nice
No ring ring ring for the answer machine equals an easy life

[Pre-Chorus]
Trust me
It be going off non-stop
♥♥♥♥ just getting on top
I've tried switching numbers but these phone calls just don't stop
Yeah my phone goes

[Chorus]
Ring ring, who's that
Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
How do you know me, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that
Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring

[Verse 3]
Hmm, what's this
A little whopper taking the pure piss
Don't watch that
Let's get straight to the part when I reject the call like this
Cause I don't wanna hear no more
Keep your coughing to yourself
If you want to tell me that story you're better off calling somebody else
Yes, that'd be lovely
Swear down, yeah, that'd be nice
You can tell man's sick of it just from the fact that I've had to repeat this twice

[Pre-Chorus]
Trust me
It be going off non-stop
♥♥♥♥ just getting on top
I've tried switching numbers but these phone calls just don't stop
Yeah my phone goes

[Chorus]
Ring ring, who's that
Where'd you get my number, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
How do you know me, where'd you get that
Hello, hello
Ring ring, who's that
Tell me where you what, fam, where'd you get that
Yeah my phone goes ring ring, ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-ring