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32 of 45 (71%) achievements earned:
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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:13pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:17am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 4:53pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 3:46am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 3:29pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 8:42am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 3:01pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 9:19am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 5:03am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 11:53am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:48am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 11:57am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 1:48am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 2:20am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:16am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:27pm



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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