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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.
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You will be divorced within a year.
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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
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Be warned that typing \fBkillall \fIname\fP may not have the desired
effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
-- From the killall manual page
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> I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
Surely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-).
-- Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvalds's
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To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what
he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to do.
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"It was nice of you to let me reattach your arm."
--Zoidber
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