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11 of 28 (39%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:32am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:32am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:39am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:03am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:37am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:42am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:33am

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:33am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:59am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:03am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:28am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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