so, you glued your nuts to a chair

big piss guy huh?

belly flop onto my nuts and crush them like a Capri Sun

expect some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ naughty from this heavenly body

Could C4 strapped to a boomerang work? - Aerodynamics aside, I'm curious what tactical advantage you're expecting to gain by having the high explosive fly back at you if it misses the target.

i have strayed far from gods light this evening

even satan wasn't this bad

the power of fluffy boys shines within you

ARE YOU HAVING FUN GETTING IN MY WAY?

last night I drank two pints of gasoline and swallowed a whole box of birth control pills, for a couple hours I actually thought that I was patrick swayze, not giving a ♥♥♥♥ is awwwweeeesome

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich