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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 11:10am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 12:31pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:06am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:33am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 10:32am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:45am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:04am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:50am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:10am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 11:07am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:03am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 6:09am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:10am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:58am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:53am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 7:10am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:38am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:03am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:41am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:22am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:03am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 1:17pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 1:38pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 8:52am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 10:39am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:30pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:57am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 8:08am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 11:09am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 11:37am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 12:57pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:30am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:06am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 2:10pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:36am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 9:04am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.