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Posted: 10 Jun, 2015 @ 4:05pm
Updated: 26 Nov, 2020 @ 9:55am

CS:GO Review
In this guide I will teach you how to play with russians , so here we go!!!
1) If your teammate did something wrong say -Ty dolbaeb?
2) If your teammate did something good say - Krasava!
3) If you won clutch round -sosat suka sosat
4) Lets rush b - idem rush b nahui (same for A/mid)
5) If something went wrong - pizdec
6) Give drop (politely) - dai drop pliz
7) Give drop (rude) - dai drop ili dam pizdi
8) I'm going to save - ja seivit'
9) If someone in other team plays good -pizdec cheater
10) Go eco guys, lets win next round with gun -eco odin raund a potom pizdi dadim s devaisami
11) When you win - gg izi
12) I'm from Russia - ja iz Rossii
13) American - pendosi
14) If you want to kick someone - kick etogo pidara
15) If teammates are thinking that you are bad -blyat pacani lagaet sorry
16) Polish - Kur.a
You can add "nahui" to every phrase.
Now you can play with russians and understand them.
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14 Comments
MATHEMATIQUE 22 Oct, 2016 @ 7:40am 
12) I'm from Russian - uncorrect.
I'm from Russia - correct.
✬Wilson♒ 26 Aug, 2016 @ 4:39am 
ахах иди нахуй )
Jacky Chun 22 Apr, 2016 @ 7:36am 
you are crazy, aren`t ya?^^
The Anthem Of The Heart 2 Mar, 2016 @ 12:28am 
ору xDDDD
Iqra:) 14 Jan, 2016 @ 11:34am 
forgot cyka bylat
FLiP 14 Jan, 2016 @ 2:40am 
До слёз xD
IIIIILeoNIIIII 15 Nov, 2015 @ 1:25pm 
Perfect review CS fucking bitch - Samyi ohuennyi obzor na Konter yobanaya suka:squirtyay::steammocking:
Dandys 12 Nov, 2015 @ 2:23pm 
16 xd:pandastunned:
GTR989 21 Oct, 2015 @ 5:51am 
Всё равно будет не от души:spazterror::RUSflag::russianflag:
iLia ♒ 6 Oct, 2015 @ 11:21am 
Ahaah i know russian language too and this is funny Reomendation :D :D :D how to play with russians +1 ahahahahha