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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 2:37am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 3:20am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 6:57am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2016 @ 11:37am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 5:39am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 5:16am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 10:14am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 10:17am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 11:21am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 9:46am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 5:42am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 7:16am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 2:14am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 3:11am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 9:01am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2016 @ 12:46am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2017 @ 10:15am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 11:21am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2016 @ 10:21am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 5:02am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 2:32am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 5:32am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 6:42am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 9:01am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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