Recent reviews by Jimmy D Spoofy

I really enjoyed the first Mass Effect game and I got this for $9. The first game is worth $9 so I am happy with my purchase.

2 and 3 are trash RPGs with some minor gameplay improvements on 1. But OOOOOOH sprint!!!! OOOOOOH RELOADING AFTER KILLS OOOOOOH!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥ off. This game suffered the exact same fate as Dragon Age and Dead Space. This series was the final straw for me toward EA. And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, can I have just one EA title that doesn't require me to install their software?

Hard AF. But it's also a lot of fun.

Pretty fun. I don't know what to really compare it to. It's a constant battle with damage trades and making sure you press the correct buttons at the correct moments. Does it make sense? Not really. But it's cool and it looks great.

I don't love the way heavy bolt pistol is gated to one single class and I don't like the way customization options are limited by your class. But it doesn't matter an awful lot. Everyone looks equally dorky.

This is a great game for hijinks with buddies. The office drama is hysterical.

I can actually use OBS faster here than at my desktop. Plus I can do discord if my wife sends me something important while I'm streaming or even just playing by myself. This program is awesome. I love the implementation of its various features and the UI is also very cool.

As much as I've enjoyed this title in the brief time I've played it, there are many bugs and it feels like there's not an awful lot to it. Bombers seem to attack you for no reason. I've had four invisible customers. Thankfully they were honorable and paid me bc I would've never caught them.

Just a lot of bugs for a game that is supposed to not be Early Access. If this was early access I would recommend it - and if it is early access then disregard my complaints.

Great game for when you're too stressed out or too bummed to do anything.

Amazing game. This game makes me more sick than any other that I've tried. I love it. The way the bows feel is phenomenal. Most games want you to aim with both hands, which makes for some really wonky aiming since detection is just not there yet. But this one does one and even lets you choose which hand. The jumping and the midair aiming and the flipping, it's all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredibly fun. I love reflecting/deflecting bullets with my blades. The way the pistols shoot is great. I'd bet the other guns are good too, but I've pretty much been using nothing but bows, swords, and revolvers since I started and haven't been tempted to deviate. I get the feeling that you can really just play however you want to. No wrong answers except for standing still.

This was the first game to give me motion sickness. But I was so hooked I kept playing for another two hours. I was sick for the rest of the day and had to keep my eyes closed because I had a splitting headache. But it was so worth it. Also the best workout I've had in VR yet so that's notable too.

Full Release: I was kind of meh on it at first. But the boss fights and the store make it a lot of fun. Scavenging is great and the golem fights are also really cool albeit gimmicky. Name a golem that isn't a gimmick.

I absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loved this game as a teenager. One day all I did was do acid and start a new game with a no-death rule on the hardest difficulty and it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocked. Especially the part where Bruce was tripping too. It was incredible. I love everything about this game.