okayeg's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:51am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:54am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:53am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

6 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30