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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:50pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:51am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 11:30am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 3:52am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:17am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 9:22am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 9:33am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 12:44pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 9:01am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:14am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 6:13pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 9:17am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 6:37am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 6:47pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:35am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 10:39am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:32am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 10:28am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 3:25am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 12:04pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 7:03am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 9:11am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 9:01am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 8:51am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:15pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 1:08pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:41am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 11:52am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2016 @ 6:34am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 6:41am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 1:10pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 8:36am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:42am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 9:21am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 8:47am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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