turn that poop into wine
show me your butthole   Al Hudud ash Shamaliyah, Saudi Arabia
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The night before I killed myself I tried to sleep but couldn't.

I climbed up on the roof and sat on shingles layered in leaves I'd promised but never got around to blowing off. The neighbor's cat stared at me from the top of the garage across the way. A look almost as empty and weightless as I felt. She meowed one plangent note before she left me there.
The night before I killed myself I built a fire. Fed it the notes you wrote me. Declarations of love turned to ash without protest. Your pleas were next, their ashes floating up like quiet supplications before falling cold and grey. You never want to see me again; I saved that one for last, just as you did.
The night before I killed myself I flipped through my contacts. Only a few remained and still it felt crowded, filled with intimate strangers who'd stopped calling long ago. I tried to count the people who might notice but I came up empty handed.
The night before I killed myself the moonlight fell on manicured lawns, quiet and empty. I enjoyed this time of night once. Now the silent solitude I sought ran screaming, chased by racing thoughts and guilt I could no longer place.
That night I tried to tell myself to live...
While the last lights flickered in my eyes. Ash is what's left when the fire dies.
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You ask me for the time and notice my watch is actually a live shrimp hugging my wrist, he whispers 12:30 but he is guesstimating as shrimps usually do

If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

God is dead and we have killed him. -Harambe-
Jesus told me to make Obama gay with magic sprinkle dust woooooooo
hes turning gay wooooooooo

Not everyone knows this but Trump is actually a black man.
These lyrics may sound like a diplo song
But Trump is actually a black god
Do you want him to prove it?
I will take a poop in front of us
And then Trump will turn it into wine

You wont read this far so you won't see that I have a micro penis at least it's a large chode

Show me your butthole
Show me your ass pussy
AND HE WILL TURN ALL THE POOP INSIDE IT INTO WINE
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE


It's 2005. Your entire family sits around a steamed fish. Your grandma meticulously pulls out the bones from a pile of fish meat, your grandpa tells you to eat the cheek because it's the most tender part, your mum says she likes fish belly and your dad tries to get you to eat an eyeball but you absolutely refuse.
Life's good.
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Counter strike global offensive. 3/5 rating it was okay-

The tacos were good, the salsa and queso seemed relatively fresh. Some of the people were pretty chill. Beautiful sunsets. But there was also a lot of friction. And injustice. And heartbreak. The whole place was woefully mismanaged.

But we found our ways to have fun and make it interesting. We even healed a little along the way. Now i have a huge gambling addiction and live in a cardboard box. Probably wont come back.
I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.
signed by urmumgey
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BBC 20isthenew69 23 May, 2019 @ 11:12am 
"I am not so sure there is a God but if there is one it is definitely a women... Only a women could ♥♥♥♥ up this bad."
Drunk Goose 8 Mar, 2017 @ 10:12pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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+rep can cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes
Platy 18 May, 2016 @ 8:29pm 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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