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Canonically the smartest being in existence
My friends fear me
My rivals never know I am there
they simply call me: "The Goblin"
I once went into a room with 500 US soldiers and 503 people came out and they didn't even know it
If I was a book I'd be something in the horror genre, something like The Very Hungry Caterpillar hiding behind a face of friendliness but then eating you like a snake/caterpillar
run while you still can simpleton I'm always in the shadows,
as the saying goes "nice guys always finish last"
if you where the trophy at the end of the race, I'd still take steroids and run backwards
you are only worth your organs
sometimes I like to let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything but alas the only feeling I have is horny sadness with a hint of clogged digestion leading to the cycle to repeat again.
sometimes I like to start fights at the children hospital just to see which mortal disease is stronger.