Recent reviews by Guy Eating Rice

Fantastic game, games of this quality are incredibly rare.

so so so so so so so so so good

Literally one of the best games ever created

git gud

EDIT: THEY FORCE YOU TO DOWNLOAD PART OF THE GAME WHILE IN
THE GAME, CRASHES HAPPEN ABOUT 3 HOURS IN. TRIED TO REFUND THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BECAUSE I HAVE
5 HOURS WAITING FOR THE DAMN THING TO WORK, WHAT A TRASH SYSTEM NEVER EVER BUY THIS TRASH AND STEAM SHOULD BE ASHAMED

Original Review:
This is ridiculous, I cannot believe how unfinished and optimized games are these days. There's a cutscene about 3-4 hours in that just bricks my game, I then get to wait several minutes because the cloud saves are stored on EA's garbage 3rd party thing (you have to make an account with EA and sign in to play this game on steam of course).
FIX YOUR GAME???? SO MANY CRASHES AND BUGS ITS INSANE, FIX THE GAME, WHY ARE MODERN RELEASES SO BUGGY????? I HAVE A 2060 AND I GET 25 FRAMES ON MEDIUM ARE YOU JOKING? I CAN PLAY RED DEAD 2 AT MEDIUM AND GET 120 FRAMES

STOP PUSHING OUT BUGGY UNFINISHED GAMES
STOP MAKING US USE THE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE EA 3RD PARTY TRASH THAT IS EA WHATEVERITSCALLED (not calling out Steam, EA is the one calling those shots)
STOP MAKING THE INTRO MAXIMUM VOLUME, MAKE IT PROPORTIONAL TO MY SETTINGS MY GOD
STOP MAKING EVERYTHING A 50 STEP PROCESS, PREORDER GAME, PRELOAD GAME, OOP THAT NEVER WORKS, REDOWNLOAD, VERIFY INSTALL INTEGRITY, TRY TO LAUNCH GAME, LAUNCH THE EA THING, ACTUALLY LAUNCH GAME, CHECK INTEGRITY OF FILES, RESTART TO APPLY, CHECKING GAME FILES PLEASE WAIT, OK NOW PLAY THE FIRST CUTSCENE BEFORE THEY GET ACCESS TO THE AUDIO OPTIONS THAT'S PERFECT THANK YOU

Just buy this game in 6 months when it's on sale for 35 bucks, and they actually completed development of the thing, it's actually pathetic, the last few games I preordered was this, Atomic Heart, Battlefield 2042 and cyberpunk. What a joke,
NEVER PRE-ORDER, learn from my mistakes

With that being said, the 4 hours I got to play before I hit EA's barrier known as a cutscene, it was really fun, not sure about the rest of the game because I CAN'T PLAY IT AFTER SPENDING 77$ but if you liked Jedi fallen order, you will definitely like this, it's just bigger and better. If you aren't on console there is a very good chance the game will not function as described for a while. do better

also 69.99? plus tax? come on bruh maybe if it was some revolutionary new game but for this?

Edit as of 10/19/2023: Still doesn't work lmao I hate this company

Damn.
I waited a day after the game came out before buying it just to be sure, but yeah, this is the real deal.
This is the game that a lot of us have been waiting for.
The absolute best thing about this game is the combat, and the variety. Other things like sound design and storytelling and graphics and all that good stuff are great but this game really shines when you are facing five stormtroopers and you have a full force meter. I had hope for this game even though it's EA, and man it feels good to have a new good star wars game.
Only thing wrong with the game is that Cal runs like he's on the way to the bathroom, and has a dookie in his pants. 9/10

Viridi

-Turned on game
-named and chose a pot
-moved around some plants
-accedentaly overwatered a plant and almost had a heart attack
-named snail Kappachino for his swirl like shell.
-left after 5 minutes realizing that the best game I have or will ever play is free and called Viridi.

10132/333 would snailasourus agaun


yes.