Recent reviews by FatalB

>buys game

>watches tutorial

>opens darkweb

>hears rustling outside

>turns off the lights

>CrazyRussianHacker walks by window muttering "cyka blyat"

>waits til coast is clear

>turns on the lights

>looks right

>CrazyRussianHacker got me

>INSTANT PANTS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

10/10 would get kidnapped again

>Me as Bismarck, High Chancellor of Germany
"Hmm, I think we will drop an atomic bomb on Korea's capital, Seoul."
>Launches atomic bomb on Seoul the next turn
>Fog of war hides the fact that my main ally, Ethiopia, is currently surrounding Seoul
>Atomic blast kills allies troops completely, creating a nuclear wasteland in the capital
>Automatically declares war on Ethiopia as well as 5 of their city-state allies

And that, my friends, is how you declare war on the entire world in one turn.

A very, very fun yet with a touch of seriousness, this first-person shooter based in a dystopian city called San Paro that houses two factions, known as the Enforcers and the Criminals, where each side brings it's own vigilante justice to the table. Pick your faction, build up your arsenal of tough weapons and vehicles, and progress through your faction's ranks. The game is extremely customizable, more so than any other game on the market that I've seen. Customize your character's looks, your vehicles, and even create songs to play in your own portable radio. The game has it's own functioning economy, and players can pay high-end in virtual currency to purchase artistically designed items, such as death themes, songs, clothing, and symbols. All the while, this game is completely free! The only down-side to this game is the pay-to-win philosophy. Players have the option to purchase weapons, vehicles, and other features which are able to boost their playing ability from a site known as the ARMAS Marketplace. However, if you have deep pockets and an interest in dominating your opponents, you have the option to buy some bang-for-your-buck items and perfect your character.

R8 revolver, extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb and overpowered.

Micro-transactions introduced as part as a "free" event. Enough said.

turned the emperor into a dremora

10/10 would wabbajack again

hat simulator 2014

11/10

I strongly dislike this game, not worth the space on your computer. Constant updates, and a very anti-new player community.