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Michigan, United States
 
 
Important Info About Calvin
I made Calvin rage quit a 1v1 on dota 2 on July 8th, 2014. Time of rage quit was 12:45PM. I was tiny and he was ember spirit. I had 3 kills and he had 1. the final kill was with Rock Throw after i just destroyed him in a fight. Calvin sucks at dota 2.

I also beat him in a 1v1 after winning the year beast brawl. We traded sets and we played as the heroes we got sets for. I was shadow shaman, he was faceless void. I destroyed him and his towers. He was so much of a scrub, he didnt even call gg after i already won. So i took it a step further and took down his tier 2 tower. He makes excuses such as my processor is over heating and i was playing a pushing support. The time he rage quit was 7:59 on a Febuary 18th, 2015 evening. Calvin is the ultimate scrub and he thinks hes good but he got killed multiple times by a support.

July 12th, 2015 at 7:16 PM. Calvin and I had a 1v1 on DoTA 2 where we both randomed. I got earthshaker and he had Night Stalker. The game went on for 20 minutes before we decided to make it who ever gets first blood will win.. I got the first blood and beat him.

December 7th, 2015 at 8:22 PM Calvin and I had another 1v1 he was terrorblade and i was morphling. He won by being a hacker and picking terrorblade. Terrorblade is broken and overpowered. I dont think he would have won if he picked a non broken hero but since icefraud put him in the game, i have to accept it. volvo plz fix terorblade in 6.86

Terms To Live By
Ryaning Out - The act of going to sleep before everyone you are talking to.

Pulling a Cory - The act of getting junk food past midnight.


Same Plan - When you play a video game and need a plan, you must say "Same Plan". If anyone asks what the plan is, just say Same Plan.

Being Jay - Locking 4 people out of someone elses house at 4 AM.

Getting Calvined - Having your steam account hacked by going onto an obvious fake website that pretends its a steam website..
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Soobi 4 Jul, 2021 @ 8:11pm 
Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot
• dronk water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

Hop this helped :P
Necks 11 Sep, 2018 @ 4:45pm 
this guy is a rap god
frack 3 Jul, 2018 @ 11:46pm 
hey i like ur profile pic ;))) u should contact me sometime :PPP
@ Don't read this cuz it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the one you love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you will die now that you started reading this, you can't stop. This is scary. Post this on five profiles in 134 minutes. When done press 6 and your lovers name will appear in big letters. This is so scary cuz it actually works
Zek 23 Jun, 2018 @ 9:56pm 
r u serious u stole my joke from like 4 years ago
Soobi 27 Dec, 2017 @ 1:09pm 
lmaomaomao
get rekted
you have been visited by me and have had a curse placed on you
xRaggu 23 Aug, 2017 @ 5:27pm 
ur afaggit