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ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
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