Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a fuc**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"

Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a fuc**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"

In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a fuc**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"

Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get head shoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged

Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"

Get team killed by someone - "Get out of the way you fuc**** idiot!!"
Accidentally team kill someone - "You're a fuc**** idiot!!"

Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you fuc**** idiot!!"

Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You fuc**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You fuc**** camper!!"

Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage

Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you fuc**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill

Score is 10-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-10 against you - "This is a CT map!"

Lose the first 8 rounds in a row - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev or a noob cannon

Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages

Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

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~One shot, One kill, All luck, no skill~
- ◄══════════════▓► + Luck
- ◄▓══════════════► + Aim
- ◄▓══════════════► + Skill
- ◄══════════════▓► + Cheat