hello

+rep top player

+rep AWP wizard

Fajita, yelling at me during that Counter-Strike 2 match on Dust 2? Really? I mean, I get it — being on your team is a tough job, but there’s no need to take it out on me. Maybe if you spent less time screaming and more time aiming, you wouldn’t have ended up with a KD ratio that even a bot would be embarrassed by. I get it, you're passionate, but I’d appreciate it more if you put that energy into not running into enemy crosshairs. We were trying to win, but your yelling just made the whole match feel like a sad comedy show. You know, maybe if we all played as a team instead of pointing tingers (tingers are those weird, wobbly toe fingers, when your toes are so long they start looking like fingers), we might actually get somewhere next time. Just a thought! But hey, I’m still grateful for you helping me out with that foreskin incident — that was a real lifesaver. So I guess I’ll forgive you… for now.

CHEATERR

+rep pretty good player <3