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37 of 60 (62%) achievements earned:
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Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:56am

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:05am

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:21pm

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:14am

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:05am

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:19am

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:03am

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:20am

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:27am

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:04am

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:44am

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:46pm

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:29am

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:52am

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:08am

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:31am

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:10am

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:43am

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:31am

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:50am

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:43am

Insubordinate

Get Fired
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:50am

Long Live The King

Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:05pm

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:41am

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:42am

Stonks

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:41am

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:05pm

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:41am

Back To The Roots

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:05pm

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:14am

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:05pm

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Yot

Press the Discord button
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:58am

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:46am

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:02am

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:38am

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:37am



Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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