Stop harassing me man. It was funny the first time, but I'm really tired of you calling my mother a "Pascalian Predator". Like, okay, I can kind of understand what you're getting at, but saying it to my Jewish grandfather was a little weird. It is especially getting worrying when you have been leaving post-it notes in random places in my house.. I never gave you a key, and I have been locking my doors and windows but you still have been leaving them around giving strange threats of cleaning out my ears while I sleep.. among other strange things.

Otherwise, you're a top bloke; i'd give you a 9/10 too much water.