Spec's:

My PC - Toaster powered by potato battery
Mouse - Strong and independent woman that frequently changes mind
Keyboard - Piano from the 14th century
Monitor - Fat TV made in the soviet union
Cooling system - My heavy breathing after 3 minutes of exercising
My Internet - That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing you get off the dollar menu at McDonalds
My headset - Two bagels taped to a beanie with an aux cord