tEc-9 wArRiOr: Your face is so ugly, that you were called ugly your entire life!

● Intrepid : if you haven't sucked a ♥♥♥♥ in 2018 you're probably gay

● Crazy : all you want for christmas is a weight watchers book

● Jinx^v^ -iwnl- : Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it

● Cyka Blyat! Lenin : Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong

● Dixon : im going to go to ur house and make both sides of ur pillow warm