Face's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:49pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 9:02pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 1:05am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 1:02am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 8:24pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2015 @ 10:18am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2015 @ 11:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 9:33am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 5:43pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:56pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2015 @ 12:28pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2015 @ 9:04pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:55pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 4:09pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 9:36am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2015 @ 10:04pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 9:38am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 4:14pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 1:06am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2015 @ 9:13am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:57pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2015 @ 12:29pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:57pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:47pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 7:55pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 2:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:44pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2014 @ 8:47pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:59pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 7:30pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:46pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2015 @ 9:26pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:35pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2014 @ 8:17pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30