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Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.
never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth
If you are a nihilist or constantly having existential crisis.
You probably enjoy Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life or Me And the Birds by Duster
Hey! You all stop calling the owner of this profile page racist!
He is not !!!
and here are the reasons:
1) He has dark hair in his No No Area
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Did you know why Issac Newton is known for " the guy who discovered gravity" and not for "the guy who invented gravity"?
Because he sucks and it's shown in his name
who t hell would name their kid "I suck“？
Procrastinating？
Remember！ Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!
Dont leave your comfort zone！
Life Hack 101
Did you know you can get free candy so easily?
Whenever you see a van parking down the street.
Don't be shy, go ask the owner if he's got any candy
He'd be lovely to invite you to his basement for free snacks, games, and free housing.
and you will get more if you are a kid or female.
and don't forget to mention that you have 2 kidneys, 1 liver, and 37 lungs!
and bronze 4 in League of Legends
and IQ 250
and no one is gonna look for you if you're missing
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Found yourself lack of Motivation:>?
well, let me tell you something.
I used to be so fat, and I was ashamed of my shape.
So afraid that I couldn't even get out of my room because I felt like everyone would be judging my appearance.
Look at me now!
So fat that I can't even get through the door!
Why do men like you choose to be gay?
girls have that thing for pooping too, you know?>
It's Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you!
done, now beam me up, Spock
Did you know that you'll get hypersexuality when you are having a maniac episode when you are bipolar
feeling like watch porn 5 times a day
and sicence has found that masturbating 2 times a week incrases your life expectancy by 20%？
and which makes you logically immortal?
Stop wasting your life, go get your dream life
follow my successf guys's instructions:
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1) Uninstall Your Games
2) Turn off your PC
3) Go touch some grass
4) Go take a shower
5) Buy a rope
6) Do Erotic Asphyxiation
I'm a pro binge eater
Do you know what comes after binge eating?
binge pooping
You vs Shrek
1) Shrek is most likely uglier than you
You--1 Shrek--0
2) Shrek is more famous
You--1 Shrek --2
3) Shrek has a wife
You----1 Shrek---3
4) Shrek can sing ALL STAR
You--0 Shrek--5
5) Shrek is straight and you are an hidden gay.
You---99 Shrek--5
Congratulations！ You won！
Brad Pitt is Gorge Clooney's boyfriend, and he's been cheating with Tom Cruise/
Gay will say it's fake
How to cure your mental illness
1), Don't sleep.
--when you go to bed, you are most vulerable to your negative thoughts, stay up
if you really need to sleep, you'll sleep when you slip into a coma.
2).Stay inside.
if you stay in your room 4ever and never leave. nohing bad outside could happen to you
3), last but not least, be an openly announced gay
KFC's new chicken pizza, aka CHIZZA sucks
nothing like in the commercial
it's just a big fried chicken steak with melted chesse on it
Signs you have Alzheimer
1): You forget things more often
2): You lose the ability to count
3): You forgot you are gay
3): You'd strongly deny being gay
2): You forget things
Did you know that if we all stop paying taxes, the gov will eventually run out of money to make us pay?
So don't be afraid of IRS or Jail time
Be a pioneer, be a martyr！
Don't pay your tax!
I'm unemployed
Did you know in this day, you can basically bring all kinds of animals in public places,
as long as it's a certified " Emotional Supoort Anima"
say, some kid could really use some emotional support AK-47, right?
A legend once said:" A gay without an iPhone is not a real gay"
real, google it up
Did you know when a short person wave at you
it's called a microwave
When you go on an adventure or hiking , camping whatever,\
just rememer to install some weird apps and save some weird webs
in case you get lost, there are always some single moms in your area want to meet you
( ˶°ㅁ°) !! uwu
have i ever told u that u been my fav cosplayer?
everyday you wake up and dress up like a real man instead of those pretty femboy dresses you want in your closet
just want u 2 know that u r my fav pretty princess
uwu≽^•⩊•^≼
Moral Class 101
What would you do when you encounter and got stuck with some kind of stewpid annoying kids?
Well, before you do anything, just remember:
Kids are the future
Theore, today belongs to us!
Kick Punch, X+X+X, Y+Y+X
Spam Ultimate
Finish him！
Earth can't leave the solar system is because of the sun's gravity
Human can't jump out of earth is because of the gravity pull of your mom's orbit.
Greetings! Today I'd like to tell another exceedingly excellent your mom joke, if you don't wish to see it,
pls skip and don't clike the dark space to see it.
Our FBI agent said that you've been watching 40+ gay videos at home the whole time
which proves that you have nothing to do with JFK's assasination
Thank you!
Nirvana is more of a T-shirt brand rather than of a Music band now.
If you can't design a good looking t-shirt, just put Nirvana logo on it.
Every incapable designer does that.
Quiz!
1.______ I'm gay.
(a). Yes
(b). No
(c).Maybe
(d). leave blank
(e).Hell yeah
(f).You bet your as
Greetings. Today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent your mother joke,if you don't wanna see it, skip
I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese.
Shocking News！
Spongebob's name is Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob == 9 letters!
Squarepants== 11 letters!
and Spongebob has 2 big white teeth, looks just like 2 buildings, the twin towers!
Hence Spongebob is responsible for 911！
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To all the straight males https://steamproxy.net/id/techanator hasn't molested yet.
Do not worry, he'll get to you shortly
Experts Warns:
League of Legends and Valorant Players should go to the nearest hospital and get tested for prostate cancer!
They'd dress up femboys and sell their as for rank carry
Study has discovered that
0 was 2024 years ago!!!!
feeling old yet? seems like Jesus just died yesterday am i right?