Recent reviews by DI_Consanguineous Vicissitude

i was playing this while eating mc donalds my life was good until mc donalds dropped out of hand because i got scare by creep little man hump chair why do he do this. when my big mac fell out of hand i could not breathe was so upset because man hump chair. i so pissed off and my cat denis climbed onto desk and got scare by man hump chair and denis knocked over diet coke from mc donalds. i was so upset and sad. big mac was so yum got a few bites was tasty. then just when my life couldnt get worse while playing this game one of my friends friend pete came in with his big mac he threw it at me. but the throw didnt hit me it hit monitor causing monitor to fall and break my fingers. my nan saw i was playing this she was so mad so she dropkicked me into the wall and now family is mean to me because nana said it was my fault so now i am grounded. i then cried and got scare because denis drunk all diet coke from carpet he had heart attacked. i was crying so bad. but i ate big mac off floor it had dog hair in it but was yum tasted like big mac. why do he scare and make drop big mac. why he do this to me and family. i wish my friend raheem didnt gift me this game he caused me so much pain. but at least big mac supported me at the end of day. this game broke me but i will still play it because everything deserves second chance but if man hump chair make me drop mc donalds again i will not play again. i hope creators of this game dont have good birthday what the put me through no one should ever go through. 6/10

As a British Lad from Sussex, I thoroughly enjoyed this game, although I usually despise stealth games and the notion of a slow-paced singleplayer game. The atmosphere, lighting and level design are all made with the utmost attention and therefore, even if you're a beer drinking mate that usually plays CS2, I must recommend you FINISH the game. 7.5/10

oH my god! It;'s really you, GOrdon Freeman!!! 8/10 remake for noobus and pros alike

ONLY play this with a minimum crew of 5. ONLY play with the in-game voice chat. ONLY play this for ~50 hours (as there is little content beyond that). ONLY play this if your teammates aren't sweaty, boring trash. After experiencing this game, I feel broken morally and physically. 6/10

Too unforgiving, doesn't give a second to breath and relax. If you have a group of people who are ready to constantly be on the move then I can see you having fun, but unless you want to spend hours watching tutorials (because the game doesn't teach you jack SH*T), you will struggle to get past the first two seasons. EAT MY SHORTS

I bet you NO ONE on Earth could tell you what this game is similiar to gameplay-wise, that's saying something. The closest comparison is: Slime Rancher, but instead of collecting creatures, you incinerate them using a flamethrower. 7/10

The suffering this game provides is similar to what a person would experience whilst getting hit on the latissimus dorsi with several barbed cacti that, at the same time, produce an electric shock that restricts movement and screaming. Overall a great game for masochists 4/10

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