Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop, you know what I'm sayin'?
♥♥♥♥ Drake, real hip hop

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
Spiritual miracle lyrical individual
Spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
And skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
The illest, the killest, the skill of the willest
I'm the realest, I'm the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back, don't you ever forget it

♥♥♥♥ Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
♥♥♥♥ the government 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
I'm the realest in the game 'cause I'm underground
And ♥♥♥♥ that mainstream ♥♥♥♥ 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle
Lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals
Flippin' and dippin' and skippin'

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground ♥♥♥♥, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground ♥♥♥♥ and it's the white boy that-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEzIAixNkFI

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!

Wah are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm...even my fingers...the games I've lost... the spotlight I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they were all there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with the Mario Bros. A group above princesses... even Peach. And I was the parasite below, feeding off their power. They came after you in Sarasaland... then the Mushroom Kingdom... the Bros...just keep growing. Swallowing everything in their path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Daisy. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

-Waluigi

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.